Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel

Joel threw open the doors to his Melbourne Comedy Festival show Thanks For Being Here and, mate, the who's who of reality royalty and Aussie faves turned up. Picture Gamble and Pettifleur sippin’ bubbles with Dr Kate, Susie and Kyla from Housewives, Ash Pollard, Lucy Durack, Khanh Ong, Zoe Badwi, Myf Warhurst, Grant Denyer, Urzila Carlson… and that's just scratching the surface. It was basically a Logies afterparty but with more laughs and less awkward speeches.

Meanwhile, Robert Irwin’s stripped off for Bonds — There are lizards, snakes, spiders... and a fair bit of crikey energy. Steve would be proud.

Plus, it’s New Music Friday and we meet Delia—Britain’s first female bouncer who wants to rebrand herself as an “ejection technician”. Honestly, same.

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Tina Arena popped in and absolutely tore the roof off. We’re talking truth bombs, taped boobs, and tour dates, betch.

She’s hitting the road around Australia through April and May for her Don’t Ask Again tour (yes, the hits are coming), and she'll be lighting up the Australian Idol grand finale this Sunday night on Channel 7.

We covered everything from Splendour memories and Matt Corby duets to keeping the dream alive without chasing the fantasy. And look—Tina says if you’re not in this game for the right reason? Get out. Queen energy only.

Also, she might call us next time she’s on mushrooms. Fingers crossed.

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In today's Glossys, Tom Cruise paid tribute to Val Kilmer with a minute’s silence at CinemaCon, following Val’s passing from pneumonia at 65. Jason Momoa rolled up to a London pub in a Rolls Royce, parked in a disabled spot, necked two Guinness and vanished. Jeff Bezos has booked every water taxi in Venice ahead of his June wedding on his $500M yacht. And Cyndi Lauper dropped into a Melbourne op shop and bought out the entire store.

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Jo gave up money in 2015 and hasn’t bought a thing since—living off donations, expired food, and washable cloths for wees. For her birthday? Bags of rice. Sustainable or just straight-up rough? Let’s discuss.

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Would you give up money forever? A woman named Jo has, and she’s been living off donations, expired food, and—get this—washable wee cloths since 2015! Meanwhile, one mum had the shock of her life when she found out what her toddler was snacking on… and let’s just say, Grandpa is not where she left him.

We also dive into some truly unhinged celeb news—Maggie Gyllenhaal’s rocking a $3600 hair tie, Blake Lively’s slinging doughnuts for fun, and Glen Powell gives a cryptic answer about Sydney Sweeney. Oh, and Obama? He’s out here photobombing family portraits like it’s his full-time job.

Plus, Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm (yep, you read that right) to keep her voice in top shape, and science confirms what we already knew: sleep after a session just hits different.

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